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Molvi Aur Larki

Molvi: Batao Jo Log Galat Kam
Krty Wo Kahan Jaty Hain

Larki: Sharmate Hoay Shaher K Log
Hotel Me Or Ga0n K Log Kheet0n
Me Jaty Ha

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Larki Ko Police Mein Job Milli

1 Larki Police Me Bharti Hui Dosto
Ny Pocha Job Kesi Lagi Larki Bas
Yar Sara Din (Yes Sir Yes Sir) Aur
Sari Raat (Bas Sir Bas Sir)

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Girl To Dad

Girl: Dad, what’s better? to pass or to fail?

Dad: To pass obviously

Girl: OH GOOD, YOU’LL BE PROUD OF ME! I PASSED MY PREGNANCY TEST!

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Old Man In Sales Shop

Ek Baar Ek Budha Uncle Apni
Budhi Gharwali Ke Liye Br@
Lene Jaata Hai
Budha: Br@ Dikhana
Bhai sahab?
Salesman: Size Kya Hoga?
Budha: Size Ka To Pata Nahi
Janab, Par Hath Mein Pakdo To
Anda Aur Chhod Do To Omlette??

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Biology Teacher Aur Students

Biology Teacher: agar Larki ko
ashtma attack aye to use der
tak apne honto se sans do!
Stdnt:wo to thik h, but aisa
kya kare k use Ashtma attack
aye?

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Molvi Funny SMS

Ek Molvi kahin ja raha tha. Raste me Us k uper Brezzar aa gira.

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Molvi: Kaisa Zamana aagaya he Aam koi choos raha he

Or

Chilke Hum per phenk raha he

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Two Friends Went For a Call Girl

Two men went to call a girl,

First went in and came out n said,

My wife is better than her,

Second went in, came out n said,

Yes! your wife is much better.

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Its Called a prayer

Its the thing that satisfies,
Your mind body and soul,
Do it on bed or sofa,

In the car or anywhere,

Its called a prayer.

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New Watch Glow Light

I really deeply wish that,

U are here with me in my room,

On my bed,

Lights off, We get under the blanket together…

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To show the glow of new watch in the dark.

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Haram Aur Haramzadi Funny Urdu SMS

Me pee kr nhi behkta usy dekh kr behkta hun,

Ab bta sharaab haraam hui ya wo?

Peechhy se maa ki awaz ai,

Kameeny sharab haram ha or wo haram zaadi

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Hole’s

Guns don’t kill people actually,

They put holes in body,

Holes brought u in the world.

And they can take u out of this.

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Tight Ring

Girl: oh its so tight,

Boy: dont worry i ll push it in slowly,

Girl: Push it in,

Boy: ah i cant.

Girl: its painful

Boy: foget it.

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We ll buy a new wedding ring.

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Open Books & Study

Sexy girl to Professor in his cabin.

I can do anything to pass exams,

Professor: okay dear,
Then come Open your,

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Books and study.

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What Love Can Do

Only Love Can Remove your
Misunderstandings
Worries
Doubts
Fear
Tears
and
Finally What You Wear.

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Daughter & Mother Jokes

Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne
mere
gal pe zorr se kiss kiya
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Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya
nahi …
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Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji
yaad agaye
aur
maine dusra gal bhi aage
kar diya.

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Lift Cahiye Kya???

Ek Larki Sarak Pe Akeli Ja Rahi Thi,
Piche Se Ek Boy Bola,
Ghar Tak Lift Chaiye Kya?

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Girl: Bhag Ja Saley 3 Din Se,
Lift Le Rahi Hu Abi Tak Ghar Nhi Pahunchi.

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Shareef Banda Aur Girlfriend

Kafi time lagta hai, ek shareef bande ko, girlfrnd patane me,
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Phir agar pat jaye toh…

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kisi ka baap bhi use dobara shareef nahi bana sakta.

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Everything Is Fair In Love

He: Everything is fair in love

She: par janu tumhara to kala hai
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Confused??

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I am talking about your face

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Dad’s Son & Girlfriend

Dad: koi girlfriend hai tere?

Me: Nai Q?

Dad: ya girlfriend buna ly ya bathroom

saaf kiya kr

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Parchai Kali Hi Hoti Hai

Larki jitne marzi gori hojaye uski

Aik cheez humesha kaali he rahegi
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Parchai BC Parchai

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Million Dollar Advice

A million dollar advice to Boys…

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Before making any promise to a girl,

Masturbate twice it may change your opinion

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Larki Ki Masoomiyat

Yaaro Masoomiyat par uski main

mar kiyo na jaaun

Seene se lipat ke puchti hai

Ye neeche kiya chubh raha hai

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Exams Ka Result

Larki Date Per Thi
Ammi Ne Dekh Liya
Ammi Ny Call Ki: Beti
Kahan Ho?
Beti Paper Dene Ayi
Hun
Ammi Zara Dhyan Se,Iss
Paper Ka Result Aya To
Jaan Se Mar Dungi.

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Breaking News For Imran Khan

Breaking News: Imran Khan
Ny Veena Malik Ko PTI Join
Krne Ki Dawat De Di Q K,

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Veena Malik Ny Apne Tamam
Asasay Zahir Kr Deay Hain

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Papu Naughty

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

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sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

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