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Boys Vs Girls Sms

Girl: Tum itnay ache ho phir kiya reason hai

Ke tumhari koi girlfriend nai hai?

Boy: Tum bun jao.

Girl: Nai ! Tume merey best friends ho

Boy: Bas !! yehe reason hai

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BOY: chalo ksi sunsan jaga per ghomnay chalain !!!
Girl . Tum asay wesay harkat tau nahen karogay?
Boy . Nai
Girl. Phir rahnaydo kaya faida !
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Boy: ager mein mar gaya tau kiya tum dosri shadi karogi?
Girl: nai mein apni BEHAN kay sath reh longi
Girl: agar mein mar gayi tau?
Boy: Mein bhi tumari BEHAN kay sath rahlonga
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Diffrnt girls fighting with their husbands

pilot’s wife- ziyada ooncha matt urho

tchr’s wife- mjhe lecture dene ki zrurat nhi

dentist’s wife- daant tor k hath me de dungi

docter’s wife-tbyat drust kr dungi

MBA’s wife- mind ur own business.. smjhay

CA/ACCA studnt’s wife
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Phlay pas to ho jao, phir baat krna.

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Boyfriend: Ji Karta Hai,
Tumhari Zulfon Main Kho Jaon.
Tumhari Baanhon Main Jhool Jaon.

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Girlfriend: Waheed Murad He Rahogy,
Ya Kabhi Imran Hashmi Bhi Banogy?

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Aik mazloom larky ki faryaad.

Give me some sunshine Give me some rain
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Give me some other girl s number
I m single once again.

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Valentine s Day is Cancelled !!

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Mathematical proof:

14-02-12 = 0

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A real man looks for a wife

 

Not another girlfriends

 

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We all need that one female

friend who says,

Tu tension mat le,

main karti hu uss larki se teri setting 😛

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Girlfriend: Mujhe bhul jao mere engagement

ho gayi hain london ke ek ladke ke saath

Boyfriend: Chal jo hona tha o gaya,

Aik iPhone bhej dena wahan se 😛

suna hain wahan sasta milta hain 😉

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Women tend to use discuss silence

to express pain.

You know she is truly hurt when she

chooses to ignore you.

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Pakistani break ups be like

Hamari shadi nai ho sakti,

par hum dost ban ke toh reh sakte hain na 😉

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99.9% of the single men have a girlfriend

with the same name and their names are IMMAGINATION

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Boy: Tum Larkian ROOH AFZA ki Tarha hoti ho

jitna piyo Dil Nahi Bharta.

Larki: Aur Tum Larky Bhi shezan bottel ki Tarha ho
jab Maza Ane lagta hy to khatam ho jate HO. :-P;)

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Is Google a boy or a girl??

obviously a girl because it wont

let you finish your sentence

without suggesting other ideas

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When a girl tells you

about her problems,

It does not mean she is complaining

It means she trusts you. :)

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When a girl says

“lol have fun”

do not have fun.

Abort Mission.

I repear.

Abort Mission 😛

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Double Insult

Girl: do u like me?

Boy: No

(girl got sad)

Boy: y r u sad?

Girl: becoz u dont like me.

Boy: u never asked that do u love me.

Girl: Awww !! ok !! Do u love me? ?

Boy: No  😛 😛

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Degrees Of Girl!!

B.A= Beautiful Angel,

B.E= Beautiful Eyes

B.sc= Beautiful Structure

B.L= Beautiful Lips,

MBA= Marriad But Available.

 

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A Girl asks boy: What do ya like in me ??

Boy: Those 2 big white balls having 2 little dots in it

Girl : What ?

Boy: yaar your Beautiful Eyes

 

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Attitude of Girls

Wen a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n

then replies the boy.

I dont like that kind of sms ok?

 

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Girl Friend Ne Boy Friend Ko Letter Likha

Mujhe Naya Larka Mil Gaya Hai,

Meri Photo Mujhe Wapas Do

Usko Dikhana Hai,

Wo Tumse Bahut Acha Hai Main Us se Shadi Karungi…

Boy Friend Ne Apne Sab Friends Ki Girl Friends Ki Photos Collect Ki,

Or Unke Bech Mein Apni Girl Friend Ki Photo Rakh K Letter Likha,

Is Mein Se Apni Photo Nikal Le,

Mujhe Teri Shaqal Yaad .

 

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