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Best Celebrity Sms

MUNNA BHAI:

Aay circuit!

baapu bolay to gandhi ji

kapray Q nahi pehantay thay?

CIRKET:

Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k

Salman khan thay !!!

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Why Tendulkar married an Elder Woman & Kumble married divorced woman?

Ans: Its because,

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Batsman Love LOOSE BALLS

&

Spinners Love USED BALL :-

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Once a journalist asks Meera what Types of Roles do u prefer?

Meera Answers: wese tou mjhy chicken roll pasand hay magar beef roll bhi kha leti hoon… :p

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mallika Sherawat ko air port pe custom walon ne roka aur poocha:

Madam is tiffon box main kia hia ?

Mallika: stupid yeh tiffon nahi mera suitcase hai –

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MUNNA BHAI:

Aay circuit!

baapu bolay to gandhi ji
kapray Q nahi pehantay thay?

CIRKET:

Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k

Salman khan thay !!!

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Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai

18 Bikes Hai,

4 Bunglow Hai,

3 Farmhouse Hai,

Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai

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Shoaib akhtar says :

main india ja kr pakistan ka naam roshan karunga?

Q k,,

pakistan main light jo nahi hoti? –

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Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is male or female?

Student: Female

Teacher: How?

Student: Just now commentator told

?beautiful delivery

by Shoaib Akhtar??

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Journalist: Aap ki ACTIVITIES kya haiN?

Meera: Hum 2 behnaiN aur 3 bhai haiN

Journalist: Bibi, aap ki activities poochhi haiN, aap k waalid ki nahiN!;-)

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Sh@hid Afridi in intrview

-Apki umr kitni h

-24 yrs

-lekin 5 sal pehle b apne yai kaha tha

-Mai 10 sal bad b yai kahon ga QK pathan apni zaban se kbi nai mukrta

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Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d.

next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.

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Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kyA……

K indian currency yAni ki note par gandhi ji ki tasveer mein gandhi ji hamesha muskurate hi kyu rehte hai?

Kyuki AgAr vO rOyenge tO nOte geelA hO jayegA…………….

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Adnan sami sahab ek din bike lekar petrol pump per gaye aur kaha: ek litre petrol daal do

petrol pump wale ne pehle bike ko dekha aur phir is k pait ko dekh kar kehne laga: kon si tanki mein daalun –

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Actress Dukhi Lehje Main Apni Saheli Se :

Yeh Mard Kitni Jaldi Badal Jatey Hein

Kal Tak Chaudhry Sahab Mujhe Itne Ache Lagte Itne Pyare Lagte They K Kia Btao?

Magr Ab Un ki Shakal Dekhne ko Dil Nahi :->

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Gandhi: Dekh babay aaj 60 saloon ke baad meray Mulak mein kya kuch ban gaya. Teray mulak mein kya bana?

Quaid_e_Azam: Biscuits badal gaye Bistiks ban gaye

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Pathan To Imran Hashmi
Tum Buht Jhota Hai

Imran Hashmi : Kiun ?

Pathan : Kitni Baar Bola Aik Baar Aja Aja Aja Aaja
Hum Teen Baar Aya Par Tum Hum Ko Milta Nahi

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Why does adnan sami sing gila gila gila???

think?

think?

think?

bcoz no huggies pampers available in elephent size

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