google search
Sardar: Aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya..
Friend: Phir tum ne kya kiya?
Sardar: Maine un se kaha “google” pr search kar lo…
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Girl to father
Girl: Papa ek important baath karni thi.
Father: Bolo beta
Girl: Mai ek ladke se pyaar karti hoon aur woh america mein rehta hai
Father: Lekin tum is se kaha mili
Girl: WEBSITE par hamari jaan pehchan hui
FACEBOOK par hum dost bane
SKYPE par usne mujhe propose kiya
aur WHATSAPP par humne 2 mahino tak pyaar kiya..
Father : Ohh!! Really..
Toh ab TWITTER mein shaadi karlo
MAKE MY TRIP se honeymoon mana lo
FLIPKART se bache mangwalo
GMAIL se recieve karlo
Aur finally agar pati pasand nahi aaye toh ..
OLX be bech dalo!!!!!!!
Dont laugh alone, pass it on..
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Q. How do u keep a programmer in d shower al day?
A. Give him a bottle of shampoo which says Lather, rinse, repeat. 
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
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“Typewriter” is the longest word, that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard!
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Software is like entropy: It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the Second Law of Thermodynamics; i.e., it always increases.
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That “ HELL YEAH“ moment after you read a text post that exactly tell what you really feel and think.
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Girl: Papa ek important baath karni thi.
Father: Bolo beta
Girl: Mai ek ladke se pyaar karti hoon aur woh america mein rehta hai
Father: Lekin tum is se kaha mili
Girl: WEBSITE par hamari jaan pehchan hui
FACEBOOK par hum dost bane
SKYPE par usne mujhe propose kiya
aur WHATSAPP par humne 2 mahino tak pyaar kiya..
Father : Ohh!! Really..
Toh ab TWITTER mein shaadi karlo
MAKE MY TRIP se honeymoon mana lo
FLIPKART se bache mangwalo
GMAIL se recieve karlo
Aur finally agar pati pasand nahi aaye toh ..
OLX be bech dalo!!!!!!!
Dont laugh alone, pass it on..
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When Modi meet Mark zuckerberg
Zuckerberg : what can I do for betterment of indian people ??
Modi : Tu pehle woh candy crush bandh kar ..!!
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