Funny School and College SMS Messages

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Best School SMS & College SMS Text Messages – SMS about Student Life in Urdu Malayalam  Hindi 

School-College sms pic
10 difficult task for students

1 Waiting F0r The Lecture T0 End
2 Stop Laughing At Teacher
3 Contr0lling Sleep In Class
4 Attending Class Without
Bunking
5 Studying
6 All of The Above
7 T0 Behave Like A Student
8 T0 Reach Class Before
Attendance
9 T0 Bear A Dumb Teacher
10 T0 Tackle Crazy Teachers.

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24 Hours and 365 Days

Human Brain Is The M0st
0utstanding 0bject In W0rld
It Functi0ns 24hrs A Day
365days A Year It Functi0ns
Right Fr0m The Time We Are B0rn
Nd St0p 0nly When We
Enter The Examinati0n Hall.

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Do you know the full form of College

Do you know the full form of College-

C-Come,

O-On,

L-Lets,

L-Love,

E-Each,

G-Girl,

E-Equally……

That’s why boys go to college regularly..

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*School vs College*

*School= Pencil,Rubber,
Sharpner,Scale
*College= Ek Pen Wo
Bhi Friend Sy Cheena Hua

*School= Class Mein Enter
Hony Sy Pehly Sir May I
Come…
*College= Bina Btae He
Mobile Kan Sy Laga K
Class Sy Bahir
*School= Bag Mein Her
Subject Ki Book & Copy..
*College= Yar Aik Paper
To Phar k Day
*School= Class Test Mein
Star..
*College= Full Moon Hi
Naseeb Hota Hai Yar..
*School= Dost Mujhe Wo
Wali Class Felow Achi
Lagti Hai, dosra Ok..
*College= Jiger Bachi
Check Kr, 2sra Oye Sharam
Kr Bhabi Hai Teri.
Wonderful School Days &
Lovely College Life..!

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Teacher: Tel me 3Tenses with Example

Boy: I Saw your Daughter Yesterday
(Past)

We are in Love Now
(Present)

We Will Run Away Tomorrow
(Future)

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Boy: Onnu kanichu
tharumo?
Girl: Chi. Arenkilum
kanum
Boy: Enikkonnu kandal
mathi plz
Girl: Enikku pediya
Boy: Saramilla Oru
minute kanichal
mathi plz..
Girl:tazhathetekanikkilla mukalilullate kanichu taram
Boy:- mati, atumati.. Ho angane 10 markinulla uttaramayi.

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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly..

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Chennu kayarumbo vijanamayirunnu…
Munparichayam ullavar aarumilla…
Aadya dinangalil pettennu madangi…
Varshangal kadannu poyi…
Oduvil college padiyirangumbol ithinekkaal suparichithamaya mattoru idam illa…
Ennu thonum!! Dharalam bandangal: manasil olipicha sneham ,friends,,
Padiyirangumpol Hridayam pidayum…
Evide vechu kanum? Kanumo? Evideyethum?
Pakshe onnariyam…
Ee jeevitham ini orikkalum illa enna sathyam…”

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Life is diffrent than teacher
a teacher teach lesson & then keeps the exam
but life keep the exam 1st & then teaches the lesson

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SCHOOL life:..
-Oneside love…..
-Silent mode mobiles…
-Bus stand comedies…
-Escape from seminars…
-Birthday treats…
-Last minute preparation…
-Overnight study for nxt day’s exam…
-Friend’s family functions…
-Internal marks problem…
-Eager wait for Feb. 14th…
-Shortage of pocket money and attendance…
These days wil never come again…!
Forward to all ur friends, who r part of ur…
“HAPPY SCHOOL LIFE” !
UBIZ

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Boy: If I kiss you and Runaway what will you think??
Girl: I will think that it was a fool guy who can solve the whole
paper but only done objectives

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