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Most Funny Pathan Sms Jokes in Urdu Hindi Punjabi Collection

 

Afsar: Tell me opposite of the day, Pathan: Night
Afsar: Cool ,Pathaan: Hot
Afsar: Ugly ,Pathan: Pichlee
Afsar: I said UGLY ,Pathan: I said PICHLI
Afsar: oh my God ,Pathan: oh my devil
Afsar: Get out, Pathan:Come in
Afsar: You are rejected Pathan: I am selected!
Afsar: keep Quite. Pathan: speak tight.
Afsar: Go to hell. Pathan: come to jannat.
Afsar: nikal jao jahil kahein ke. Pathan: andar ao laa,iq yahein ke.
Afsar: Police ko bulao. Pathan: Fauj ko bagaon.
Afsar: ufffff Pathan: Tuffff.
“””Afsar location se bhagte hue bhago Pathan: Pakro”””
Hahahahhahahahhahhha
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Amdi vs Pathan funny sms:

Pathan : ye Kis Cheerz Ka Khait (field) Hai.
Admi : Kapas (cotton) Ka Hai. Jis Sy Kapry Banty Hein.
Pathan : To Is Me Shalwar Wala Poda (plant) Konsa Hai
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Pathan Ne Roza Rakh Lia funny SMS:

Ek pathan ne pehli br roza rakha dopehar mein he nidhal ho gya aur

F.M radio par call ki Host: ji kia sun,na pasand krein gey?

Pathan: Please Hum ko Maghrib ka azaan sunwa do.
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Pathan ne Karaya Bachaya SMS:

Pathan: Aaj main bus ke peche bhagte howe ghar tak aya hon, our karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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Doosra Pathan: Tum bohat bewakof ho, Rikshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jatey
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Pathan PIA SMS:

PIA ki flight me Captain announcement k bad mike Off karna bhooL gaya…

Captain apne co-pilot se: Ab me 1 cup coffee piyoon ga phir Air hostess ko kiss kroga.

ye sun kr 1 air hostess mike OFF karne bhagi to gir gai.

Sath betha pthan: O Khuda Ka Bandi Aram se Jao pehle wo cofee piyey ga….
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Pathan & Waiter Funny SMS:

 

Pathan gussy se:

‘Waiter’
Chicken-Biryani me chicken hi nahi hai

Waiter

Sahab gulab jaman me konsa gulab hota hai
?
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Pathan:
“Han yaar sorry
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PATHAaN & JUDGE Funny Phannsi SMS:

JUDGE To PATHAaN:

Tumhara Juram Sabit Ho Chuka Hai, Kal Tmhein Phaansi Pe Latkaya Jaye Ga..

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PATHAN: Wo To Theek Hai Lekin Utara Kab Jaye Ga

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Pathan K Ghar Mehman FunnY SMS:

Pathan K Ghar Mehman Aate Hain.
Pathan Ki Bivi (WIfe) Pathan Se:

Tum Hamesha Mehmanon Se Ulti Seedhi Baat
Keh Dete Ho, Ab In Ki Izzat Karna.

Pathan Mehmaan Se:
Kya Haal Hai Gul Khan, Tum Theek Hai,
Aane Me Koi Pareshani To Nai Hui?

Gul Khan:
Ap K Elaqe (area) Me Kutte (Dogs) Bohat Hain.

Pathan:
Kutte Se Yaad Aya Tumhara Abbu (Father) Thek Hai Wo Aya Nai.:-)=P
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Engrez with Pathan Funny SMS:

Ek Angrez Muslman Huwa To

Sab Muslman Pathan Ose Mubarak Baad De Rahe They

Magar Ek Muslman Hans Hans Kar Bola Mubarak Ho

Angrez Nay Akily Main Hansnay Waly Say Pocha .

Zyada Hansny K Keya Waja Hia . To Muslman Ne Kaha ,,,to June July 16 Ganty Roza Rake To Hansna Samj Mia Aaa Jayga ……

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Pathan Funny SMS:

Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi he,

Phir bhi ye bolta hai

“Aik baar de de baba, phir nahi aaon ga..”
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Phatan khudkushi Funny SMS Message:

Phatan khudkushi kar raha tha
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Dost:
Ye kya kar rahe ho?
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Phatan:
Mera BIVI larke ke saath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nahi reh sakta
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Teacher with Pathan SMS Funny:

Teacher : Do Mai Se Do Nikale Tou Kitnai Bachai?

Pathan :hum Ko Sawal Samjh Nai Aaya

Teacher :agar Tumhare Pas Do Rotiyan Thein Aur Tum Dono Kha Gaye To Kia Bacha?

Pathan: Saalan
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Pathan with Khusra Funny SMS:

Pathan: Are uu male or female?
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Khusra: Both
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Pathan: How’s that possible..do you have sseex
with male or female?
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Khusra: Jo b mil jaye male ya female
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Pathan: Oye! Maar tali tu to merI tarah Phatan he hy
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