New Boy & Girl Funny SMS Urdu Hindi

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Girl:Book store me sales man se,

kia apke pas ye kitab he:

” Larkiyan zaheen hoti hai ”

Salesman:Madam lateefonki kitaben doosri taraf hain

 

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STRANGE REALITY OF FACEBOOK:

Girl’s status:”i m feeling sad”.. 952 comments

Boy’s status:”i m going to commit suicide”.. 2 likes.

 

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2 larkiyan bus main seat kay liye lar rahi thi kay pehlay woh ai hai,

Eik larka kafi dair se dekh raha tha tau kehna laga kyun lar rahi ho? is ka hul main tum ko batata hon. Tum main se jo umer main bari hai woh baith jaye.

Dono girls eik dusry se boli

“Baje aap baith jain.”

 

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Girl to her brother:Wat r u going to gift grand mother on her birthday?

Boy:A football

Girl:But she don’t play football?

Boy:at my birthday she gave me books

 

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Larka larki sy i love u

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

larki

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i love u 2 bro….

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Boy: Hamaray pyar k baray main kisi ko mat batana…

 

Girl: Amber ko Zaror bataongi.

 

Boy: Kyun?

 

Girl: Woh kehti thi Koi Gadha he tujhse pyar karega.

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BOY:

 

I LOVE YOU

 

GIRL NE BOY SE POOCHA MAIN BHI TUMSE I LOVE YOU KAHUN TO KYA KAROGAY

 

 

 

BOY:

 

KHUSHI SE MAR JAUNGA

 

 

 

GIRL:

 

JA PAGLAY NHI KEHTI

 

 

 

JEELAY APNI ZINDAGI 😛

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Larrka:

 

larrkia pepsi ki botal ki tara hoti hy.jitna peo itna zida maza deti hy.

 

 

 

 

 

Larrki jl kar boli:

 

Larkay juce k dabbay ki tara hoty hy.jb maza anay lagta hy to khatam hojaty h

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Boy:- Tumhari Qameez Phati Hui He,

 

 

 

 

 

Girl:- Nahi Ye To Fashion He,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boy:- Wah G Wah..

 

Khud Phaaro To Fashion..

 

Ham Phaaren To Police Station..

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Larki: me kal tum se milne nahi aa sakti.

Larka: chalo me tumhara gift kisi aur ko de deta hun

Larki:mera matlab tha kal nahin aa sakti..abhi kahan ho tum?

 

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Gf – “I cheated.” Bf – “So what do u think I love u?I was also cheating u for past 2 yrs.”

Girl cried & said “I was talking about exams.”

Boy:oOops )

 

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All about a girl:

when she is quite,Millions of things r running in her mind..

When she is not Arguing,she is thinking deeply..

When she stares at u,she says i love u,she means it..

When she says i miss u,No 1 in ths world can miss u more than her..

GIRLS r always special….

She is always a priceless treasure..

Never hurt her or take her wrong..

Pass this to every girl to make her smile n every boy to make them realize…!

 

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