Dirty SMS Jokes – Latest Funny SMS in Urdu & English

Dirty SMS Jokes – Latest Funny SMS in Urdu & English

derty sms
A sweet poem for u

Eat with butter
cut with cutter
when u forgot me
you
will definitely
fall in the gutter…

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Sardar Khet Me Poti Ker Raha Tha,
Sath Me Us ny 2 Baar Gas Bhi Pass Ki,,
Purr…<
Purr….
Ek Suar Aur Uska Beta Ye Sab Dekh Rahy Thy.
Beta: “Maa, Mujhe Bhook Lagi Hai..”
Suar: Ruk Ja Beta, Zara Teesri Siti Aur Bajny De.. 😀

Hahahaha

 

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Thought Of The Day

Arguing With A Boss Is Just Like Wrestling With A Pig In Mud..

After Some Time You Realize That You Are getting dirty And The Pig Is Enjoying It ..

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Teacher to Pappu, Isko English main Translate karo:

Sara ne Kapray Pehan liye hain.

Pappu: Shit! I’m Late.

 

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A TC In A Train Fines 400 For No Ticket.

He Charged 1st Girl Rs 300 Who Was Wearing Sleevless

Rs 200 To 2nd Who Was Wearing Sleevles &Backless

Rs100 To 3rd Who Ws Wearing Sleevless, Backless And A Mini Skirt

He Charged Rs 0 To The 4th One…

Why???

U dirty Mind…

She Had The Ticket!!!

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3 Sardar Talking About Aids..

1st: Me To Condom K Bina Kerta Hun..

2nd: Me To Ungli Me Bhi Condom Pehanta Hun..

3rd Sardar: O Yaar Me To Bilkul Risk Nahi Leta, Parosi Se Kerwata Hun..

Us Ki Baat Sun Ker Baki Dono Behosh Ho Gaye.. 😀

Hhahaha

 

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Girl 2 Mom: Mom I have started loving a Boy!

Mom angry: What?? How old is he? What does he do?

Girl: He is 3 months old. Happily kicking in my stomach.

 

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Raat Ko Sirf 3 Tarah K Log Jaagte Hen:

Bhoot: Insan Ko Darane K Liye..

Machar: Insan Ko Satane K Liye..

Husband & Wife: Insan Ko Banane K Liye.. 😀

Hhahaha

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Ek ladki ki T-shirt pe likha tha? 102 Hum FM?

To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga?

Bajate raho.

 

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E Dehati Red Dhoti Aur White
Banyan me Ja Raha Tha..

Kuch Larkiyon ne Dekha To Kaha:
Oh “Red & White”.
.
Dehati ne Dhoti Uthai Aur Bola:
“King Size Filter”.. 😀

Hhahaha

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Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.

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