Best Santa Banta SMS Jokes in English, Hindi & Urdu

Who doesn’t love a good joke? And when it comes to humor, Santa Banta jokes are a classic favorite. These jokes have been around for years and continue to entertain people of all ages. Whether you prefer your jokes in English, Hindi, or Urdu, we have got you covered. We will share some of the best Santa Banta SMS jokes that you can send to your naughty friends who love naughty jokes and family to bring a smile to their faces.

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Looking for some funny Santa Banta jokes? You’re in the right place! At Newsmsfree, we have lots of Santa Banta jokes you can text to your friends. We have jokes in English, Hindi, and Urdu. Whether you like classic jokes like yo mama jokes with a twist, we have something for everyone. You can easily share these jokes through text messages. So go ahead, check out our jokes, and start laughing!

The Origin of Santa Banta Jokes Funny SMS

Santa Banta jokes originate from the comic characters Santa and Banta, who are often depicted as two Punjabi men making light of everyday situations. These jokes have become a staple in Indian humor and have transcended language barriers, making their way into English and Urdu as well. The people who love politics can also find politicians funny jokes with new additions.

Best Santa Banta Jokes in English

  1. Santa: I have good news and a bad news. Which one do you want to hear first? Banta: Give me the good news. Santa: The good news is that I found your lost wallet. Banta: And the bad news? Santa: I spent all the money!

Best Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

  1. Santa: मुझे तो लगता है ये जिंदगी जैसी है, वैसी ही रहेगी। Banta: अरे, तू शादी कर ले, जिंदगी बदल जाएगी!

Best Santa Banta Jokes in Urdu

  1. Santa: میں نے ایک چمچ چینی کھائی ہے۔ Banta: تو کیا ہوا؟ Santa: میں اب میٹھا ہو گیا ہوں۔

Best Santa Banta Sms Santa Banta Messages quotes free

Santa Banta sms joke picEveryone says marriage

Banta owner a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Banta reply:
Because married men are more obedient.


Boss vs Santa

Boss: Where were you born?

Santa : India ..

Boss: which part?

Santa : What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .


Santa vs Banta joke

Santa-Oye! what R you doing?

Banta-Recording this babys voice.


Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this..


Meray Pass Gaddi hai Santa Banta Funny Jokes

Santa :” Meray Pass Gaddi hai, Banglow hai, Paisa hai. Tumhare pass kya hai ?

Banta :”Meray pass bhi Gaddi hai, Banglow hai, Paisa hai
Santa :”To saaley apni Maa kiske pass hai ?


Santa and Banta Running

100 metre ki race ho rahi thi…
Referee – ‘1,2,3 GO!’…
Everybody started running except Santa.
Referee – Y r u not running…?
Santa – My number is 4.


Santa and Banta French American

Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied…
French : I think I dont smoke (died).
American : I think I love my wife (died).
Santa: I think.. (died)


Santa and Banta 50:50

Santa and Banta are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Santa – What should we do now?
Banta- We’ll take 50:50.
Santa- What about the remaining 900?


Santa Banta is reading Indian newspaper.

News: “Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump”
Santa comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!


Santa and Banta Mobile Marriage

Santa: Hamne Mobile Marriage
Bureau shuru kiya hai:

“Rishtey k
1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye.”

Man: Dusri Shadi k liye kya
Santai: khoteyaa…Dusri shadi k liye pehle
ka gala dabaa ..!



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